I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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