You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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