watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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