Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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