I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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