Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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