i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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