Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell. http://tfl.nu/umpc
  Replies (15) Good night (679) Bad night (2389) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ http://tfl.nu/st4o
  Replies (23) Good night (859) Bad night (1563) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here http://tfl.nu/nzus
  Replies (22) Good night (3813) Bad night (450) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky? http://tfl.nu/axi1
  Replies (30) Good night (603) Bad night (3532) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here. http://tfl.nu/npdf
  Replies (19) Good night (793) Bad night (4494) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010. http://tfl.nu/zikd
  Replies (17) Good night (588) Bad night (3231) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick http://tfl.nu/778x
  Replies (69) Good night (14281) Bad night (3603) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (785): View more from Kansas

  i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (785): i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up http://tfl.nu/4wl0
  Replies (10) Good night (4651) Bad night (672) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it http://tfl.nu/9yek
  Replies (3) Good night (2051) Bad night (632) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!? http://tfl.nu/bzp6
  Replies (10) Good night (1681) Bad night (787) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (785): View more from Kansas

  Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (785): Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you http://tfl.nu/5ffo
  Replies (4) Good night (2421) Bad night (505) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes. http://tfl.nu/vcgn
  Replies (2) Good night (1395) Bad night (502)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this? http://tfl.nu/60aa
  Replies (6) Good night (1035) Bad night (554) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  And if not?

  (937): View more from Ohio

  ...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship. (502): And if not? (937): ...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you? http://tfl.nu/fwg8
  Replies (4) Good night (1654) Bad night (309)
• Favorite

  (424): View more from California

  The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (424): The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here " http://tfl.nu/afkn
  Replies (8) Good night (2802) Bad night (255)

Randomize