Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.