I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize