Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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