Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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