Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
where are my eyebrows?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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