never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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