mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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