he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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