where am i from again
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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