is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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