Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
