at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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