i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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