dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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