is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize
