Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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