Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Even my vagina gasped.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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