i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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