I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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