He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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