dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Say something about gay babies.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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