i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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