There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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