Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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