you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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