4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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