what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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