We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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