So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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