dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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