i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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