i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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