I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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