normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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