we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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