While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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