Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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