My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
