ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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