I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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