I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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