The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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