is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.