a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.