sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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