S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
His hands were made for my vagina.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
me + whiskey = a bad person
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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