dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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