we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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