You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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