i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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