Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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