Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
