To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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