So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The air was thick with penises
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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