Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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